Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Upcoming Stories in The Regal Seagull

• Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses: Who would win in a fight?
• Jordan Beetdiggers beat out Murray Trojans yet again for worst mascot
• UTA announces “Homeless Thursday,” vagrants and transients to ride free
• Michael Moore buys vacation home in Orem
• SUPERDELL declines early entry to heaven, tells God “I still have a lot to do down here”
• New DNA tests reveal Jesus is not son of God, but nephew
• Jordan Commons in final running to host 2016 Summer Olympics
• Woman in Heber wears too much makeup to church, looks like a whore
• Salt Lake City vegan gets lost on safari in Africa, is eaten by cannibals
• Oh God, not again: High School Musical 3

More Utah news at The Regal Seagull

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