Since receiving the grade of "F-" by the States Child Abuse Association, Salt Lake City council members decided to help fix this problem by running a new campaign called, “Just Say No to Child Abuse.” City council member Sandy Kearns stated, “Something must be done.” When pressed further on how he proposed to do “Something” he stated, “I don’t know, maybe we can organize classes for children to teach them how to stop the obnoxious behavior that leads to this terrible problem, or maybe send the parents to therapy so they can help us raise this besmirch of 'F-' to maybe a 'D.' It might take some time but I think it can work because this is making us look real bad.” A representative from the children’s rights organization S.P.A.N.K. (who requested to remain anonymous,) was outraged by Kearns remarks and retaliated. “I would like to kick his lilly white ass.” “I believe Mr. Kearns is out of touch with reality and needs to be punished. Perhaps a long time-out with no dessert and no X- Box 360 for one whole week will make him see the light.” Mr. Kearns shot back, “Oh yeah? Well my dad is bigger than your dad and knows Kung Fu and I’m telling." S.P.A.N.K.’s response: “Oh, it’s on little mister.”
In the meantime, the fate of Utah’s abused and neglected children hangs in the balance. Lehi Bishop Joe Belowski. believes he has the solution, "I would like to appeal to the hearts and souls of all of you frustrated parents out there and plead with you to just stop abusing your kids.
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