Monday:
Heavy morning traffic, commuters already bored with FrontRunner
Tuesday:
Diesel spills several tons of fluffy rabbits, cute 7 car pile-up
Wednesday:
Head-collision of two mini-vans, killing all 47 people aboard
Thursday:
Car with “Kerry 2004” bumper sticker, sadly traveling southbound on I-15
Friday:
Avoid evening traffic on State Street, and not just because it’s trashy
Saturday:
Teenager treats driving like a game, kills 3, wins 50 points
Sunday:
All cars not church-bound, headed straight for Hell
More Utah news at The Regal Seagull
Monday, May 5, 2008
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