Monday:
No traffic between hours of 6:00 and 8:00 pm, due to Family Home Evening
Tuesday:
Tractor-trailer will pull over to stop and smell the roses, causing a 17-car pile up
Wednesday:
Sean Hannity says something liberal, 79% of cars on I-15 will swerve off the road
Thursday:
Heavy construction along I-15 near downtown Salt Lake, will not annoy anyone in the slightest
Friday:
I-15 will be backed up from Sandy to David Archuleta-ville
Saturday:
Geo metro will think outside the box, go against the grain, drive into oncoming traffic
Sunday:
A Chinese-American woman will die in a head-on collision in the afternoon, although her poor driving skills have absolutely nothing at all to do with her race or gender whatsoever.
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