Monday, May 5, 2008

Upcoming Stories in The Regal Seagull

• The Gateway Mall leads teenagers to more hardcore, dangerous malls
• Ogden City takes first step towards recovery by admitting it’s an alcoholic
• Super Dell gives self haircut by focusing mind on own head
• God admits in interview to having less money than Larry Miller
• Study: 82% of all former child stars residing in Utah are Gary Coleman
• Park City contractor fired for hardly working, claims he was working hard
• South Salt Lake Man organizes anti-“Everybody Loves Raymond” group
• What!? No one told us Lindsay Lohan was in Provo!

More Utah news at The Regal Seagull

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