Paris Hilton discusses Utah's hot waste problem

The Regal Seagull recently caught up with socialite Paris Hilton, to ascertain her opinion on Italy's request to dump nuclear waste in Tooele County. The following is a transcript of that interview.

The Regal Seagull: "Paris, thank you for answering your text messages. How are you?"

Paris Hilton: "Who is this?"

The Regal Seagull: "This is The Regal Seagull calling from Utah, I spoke to your agent's secretary's assistant last week."

Paris Hilton: "Oh yeah. Cool. What were we talking about?"

The Regal Seagull: "I wanted to ask you what you thought about Italy's request to dump 20,000 tons of hot waste in the surrounding areas of Salt Lake City?"

Paris Hilton: "Where's that?"

The Regal Seagull: "Utah. It's where the Sundance Film Festival was held this year. You were here. Remember?"

Paris Hilton: "Uh, no."

The Regal Seagull: "Park City ring a bell?"

Paris Hilton: "Oh yeah, I got hair extensions there."

The Regal Seagull: "Most Utah residents are upset and I was wondering how you weigh in on the issue."

Paris Hilton: "I don't have an issue, the girl did a really tight job on my hair."

The Regal Seagull: "I'm referring to the hot waste issue."

Paris Hilton: "Hot waste? I thought that was a slamming nail color. I'm wearing it right now - I think urban decay makes it. I love Italian fashion. Does Donatella know about this?"

The Regal Seagull: "Hot waste is actually nuclear waste."

Paris Hilton: "Is it really hot?"

The Regal Seagull: "Yes, it's grade A."

Paris Hilton: "I'm all for it. Can I buy it in L. A.?"

The Regal Seagull: "Thank you for your time Paris."

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